The Me Inside Of Me (Genderbend AU Version)
[JENNIFER]
Think. Long and hard. Conjure him up in your mind. What would he say?
What is his final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?
[VINCENT]
"Dear world...
Believe it or not, I knew about fear;
I knew the way loneliness stung
I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes;
I learned to kiss girls with my tongue."
[JENNIFER]
That's good.
[VINCENT]
"But oh, the world, it held me down;
It weighed like a concrete prom king crown."
[HERNAB CHANDLER]
No one thinks a tough guy has feelings
No one gets his insecurity
I am more than football and soccer
No one sees the me inside of me...
Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply!
[JENNIFER]
Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.
[CALLIE]
Whoa! Is it murder?
[MILEY]
No, look. Here's a suicide note.
[VI…
Vincent’s Chandler Nightmare (Veronica’s Chandler Nightmare) (Genderbend AU Version)
[H. CHANDLER]
Hello slut
[COMPANY]
HO--
[VINCENT]
How did you get in here?
[H. CHANDLER]
I'm like oxygen...
[COMPANY]
HO--
[H. CHANDLER]
I'm everywhere
Really Vincent?
Sleeping with psycho trench coat kid?
[COMPANY]
HO--
[H. CHANDLER]
I will crucify you for this...
[COMPANY]
HO--
[H. CHANDLER]
Everyone in school's gonna know that good little Vincent Sawyer...
[COMPANY]
HO--
[H. CHANDLER]
...is nothing but a dirty whore
[VINCENT]
Why are you so determined to hurt me?
[COMPANY]
HO--
[H. CHANDLER]
Because I can!
[COMPANY]
HO--
[H. CHANDLER]
It'll be so very
[COMPANY]
Very! Very! Very! Very!
Very! Very! Very! Very!
[VINCENT]
AAAHHHHH!!
Dead Boy Walking (Dead Girl Walking) (Genderbend AU Version)
[VINCENT]
The demon king of high school has decreed it:
He says Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted
They'll hunt me down in study hall
Stuff and mount me on the wall
Thirty hours to live—
How shall I spend them?
I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle
But I don't own a motorbike
Wait—here's an option that I like:
Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay!
Yeah!
I need it hard
I'm a dead boy walkin'
I'm in your yard
I'm a dead boy walkin'
Before they punch my clock
I'm snappin' off your window lock
Got no time to knock
I'm a dead boy walking
[JENNIFER, spoken]
Vincent? What are you doing in my room?
[VERONICA]
Shh...
Sorry, but I really had to wake you
See, I decided I must ride you till I break you
'Cause Herman says I got…
Big Fun (Genderbend AU Version)
[RENÉE]
Mom says "Act our age."
You heard the woman, it's time to rage!
[ALL]
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight!
[RENÉE]
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!
[ALL]
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!
[KATIE]
Her folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head
[RENÉE]
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax!
[HERMAN CHANDLER, KATIE, RENÉE, & KIDS]
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When dad and mom forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
Big fun!
[VINCENT, spoken]
Ok, ok, ok. So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?
[HERMAN MCNAMARA, spoken]
No, it's salt, and then--
[HERMAN CHANDLER, spoken]
You're doi…
Freeze Your Brain (Genderbend AU Version)
[JENNIFER]
I've been through ten high schools
They start to get blurry
No point planting roots
'Cause you're gone in a hurry
My mom keeps two suitcases packed in the den
So it's only a matter of when
I don't learn the names
Don't bother with faces
All I can trust is this concrete oasis
Seems ev’ry time I'm about to despair
There's a 7-Eleven right there
Each store is the same
From Las Vegas to Boston
Linoleum aisles that I love
To get lost in
I pray at my altar of slush;
Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush...
Freeze your brain
Suck on that straw
Get lost in the pain
Happiness comes
When everything numbs
Who needs cocaine?
Freeze your brain
Freeze your brain
[JENNIFER, spoken]
Care for a hit?
[VERONICA, spoken]
Does your daddy know you eat all that crap?
[JENNIFER, s…
Candy Store (Reprise) (Genderbend AU Version)
[HERMANS]
So step into my candy store
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store, it's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store!
Fight For Me (Genderbend AU Version)
[STUDENTS]
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit
Holy shit!
[VINCENT]
Why when you see girls fight
Does it look so horrible
Yet... feel so right?
I shouldn't watch this crap
That’s not who I am
But with this kid...
Damn...
Hey, miss no-name kid
So who might you be?
And could you fight for me
And hey, could you face the crowd
Could you be seen with me and still act proud
Hey, could you hold my hand
And could you carry me through no woman's land?
It's fine if you don't agree
But I would fight for you
If you would fight for me
Let them drive us underground
I don't care how far
You can set my broken bones
And I know CPR
Well, whoa, you can punch real good
You've lasted longer than I thought you would
So hey, miss no-name kid
If some nig…
Candy Store (Genderbend AU Version)
[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, biotch!
[HERMANS]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER]
Lookin’ hot
Doing stuff they cannot
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER]
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Mom’s credit card
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER]
Skippin’ gym
Scaring him
Screwing her
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
I like!
[H. CHANDLER]
Killer clothes
[HERMANS]
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
[H. CHANDLER]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your daddy fix you a snack
[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Woah!
[H. CHANDLER]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the …
Beautiful (Genderbend AU Version)
[VINCENT, spoken]
September 1st, 1989
Dear Diary:
I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year! And uh... I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened?
[KIDS, sung]
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!
[VINCENT]
We were so tiny, happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased
[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!
[VINCENT]
Singing and clapping, laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating paste
[KIDS]
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!
[VINCENT]
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome
(spoken)
Oh, sorry!
(sung)
Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school
This is the Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the d…
Administration Take Over Request ~please read~
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