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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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The Me Inside Of Me (Genderbend AU Version)

[JENNIFER]

Think. Long and hard. Conjure him up in your mind. What would he say?

What is his final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?


[VINCENT]

"Dear world...

Believe it or not, I knew about fear;

I knew the way loneliness stung

I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes;

I learned to kiss girls with my tongue."


[JENNIFER]

That's good.


[VINCENT]

"But oh, the world, it held me down;

It weighed like a concrete prom king crown."


[HERNAB CHANDLER]

No one thinks a tough guy has feelings

No one gets his insecurity

I am more than football and soccer

No one sees the me inside of me...

Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply!


[JENNIFER]

Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.


[CALLIE]

Whoa! Is it murder?


[MILEY]

No, look. Here's a suicide note.


[VI…








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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Vincent’s Chandler Nightmare (Veronica’s Chandler Nightmare) (Genderbend AU Version)

[H. CHANDLER]

Hello slut

[COMPANY]

HO--

[VINCENT]

How did you get in here?

[H. CHANDLER]

I'm like oxygen...

[COMPANY]

HO--

[H. CHANDLER]

I'm everywhere

Really Vincent?

Sleeping with psycho trench coat kid?

[COMPANY]

HO--

[H. CHANDLER]

I will crucify you for this...

[COMPANY]

HO--

[H. CHANDLER]

Everyone in school's gonna know that good little Vincent Sawyer...

[COMPANY]

HO--

[H. CHANDLER]

...is nothing but a dirty whore

[VINCENT]

Why are you so determined to hurt me?

[COMPANY]

HO--

[H. CHANDLER]

Because I can!

[COMPANY]

HO--

[H. CHANDLER]

It'll be so very

[COMPANY]

Very! Very! Very! Very!

Very! Very! Very! Very!

[VINCENT]

AAAHHHHH!!

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Dead Boy Walking (Dead Girl Walking) (Genderbend AU Version)

[VINCENT]

The demon king of high school has decreed it:

He says Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted

They'll hunt me down in study hall

Stuff and mount me on the wall

Thirty hours to live—

How shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle

I could change my name and ride up to Seattle

But I don't own a motorbike

Wait—here's an option that I like:

Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay!

Yeah!

I need it hard

I'm a dead boy walkin'

I'm in your yard

I'm a dead boy walkin'

Before they punch my clock

I'm snappin' off your window lock

Got no time to knock

I'm a dead boy walking

[JENNIFER, spoken]

Vincent? What are you doing in my room?

[VERONICA]

Shh...

Sorry, but I really had to wake you

See, I decided I must ride you till I break you

'Cause Herman says I got…

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Big Fun (Genderbend AU Version)

[RENÉE]

Mom says "Act our age."

You heard the woman, it's time to rage!

[ALL]

Blast the bass, turn out the light

Ain't nobody home tonight!

[RENÉE]

Drink, smoke, it's all cool

Let's get naked in my pool!

[ALL]

Punch the wall and start a fight!

Ain't nobody home tonight!

[KATIE]

Her folks got a waterbed

Come upstairs and rest your head

[RENÉE]

Let's rub each other's backs

While watching porn on Cinemax!

[HERMAN CHANDLER, KATIE, RENÉE, & KIDS]

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun!

Big fun!

When dad and mom forget

To lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun!

Big fun!

[VINCENT, spoken]

Ok, ok, ok. So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?

[HERMAN MCNAMARA, spoken]

No, it's salt, and then--

[HERMAN CHANDLER, spoken]

You're doi…

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Freeze Your Brain (Genderbend AU Version)

[JENNIFER]

I've been through ten high schools

They start to get blurry

No point planting roots

'Cause you're gone in a hurry

My mom keeps two suitcases packed in the den

So it's only a matter of when

I don't learn the names

Don't bother with faces

All I can trust is this concrete oasis

Seems ev’ry time I'm about to despair

There's a 7-Eleven right there

Each store is the same

From Las Vegas to Boston

Linoleum aisles that I love

To get lost in

I pray at my altar of slush;

Yeah I live for that sweet frozen rush...

Freeze your brain

Suck on that straw

Get lost in the pain

Happiness comes

When everything numbs

Who needs cocaine?

Freeze your brain

Freeze your brain

[JENNIFER, spoken]

Care for a hit?

[VERONICA, spoken]

Does your daddy know you eat all that crap?

[JENNIFER, s…

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Candy Store (Reprise) (Genderbend AU Version)

[HERMANS]

So step into my candy store

It's my candy store, it's my candy

It's my candy store, it's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy store!

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Fight For Me (Genderbend AU Version)

[STUDENTS]

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit!

[VINCENT]

Why when you see girls fight

Does it look so horrible

Yet... feel so right?

I shouldn't watch this crap

That’s not who I am

But with this kid...

Damn...

Hey, miss no-name kid

So who might you be?

And could you fight for me

And hey, could you face the crowd

Could you be seen with me and still act proud

Hey, could you hold my hand

And could you carry me through no woman's land?

It's fine if you don't agree

But I would fight for you

If you would fight for me

Let them drive us underground

I don't care how far

You can set my broken bones

And I know CPR

Well, whoa, you can punch real good

You've lasted longer than I thought you would

So hey, miss no-name kid

If some nig…

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Candy Store (Genderbend AU Version)

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I’d normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I’m feeling nice

Here’s some advice

Listen up, biotch!

[HERMANS]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER]

Lookin’ hot

Doing stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER]

Drinkin’ hard

Maxin’ Mom’s credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER]

Skippin’ gym

Scaring him

Screwing her

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]

I like!

[H. CHANDLER]

Killer clothes

[HERMANS]

Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER]

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your daddy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]

Woah!

[H. CHANDLER]

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the …

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Rabbidpony Rabbidpony 7 April
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Beautiful (Genderbend AU Version)

[VINCENT, spoken]

September 1st, 1989

Dear Diary:

I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think that there's good in everyone, but—here we are! First day of senior year! And uh... I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself—what happened?

[KIDS, sung]

Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

[VINCENT]

We were so tiny, happy and shiny

Playing tag and getting chased

[KIDS]

Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

[VINCENT]

Singing and clapping, laughing and napping

Baking cookies, eating paste

[KIDS]

Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

[VINCENT]

Then we got bigger, that was the trigger

Like the Huns invading Rome

(spoken)

Oh, sorry!

(sung)

Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school

This is the Thunderdome

Hold your breath and count the d…

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AoifeRising AoifeRising 28 February 2017
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Administration Take Over Request ~please read~

Hello to all active members of the Heathers wiki!

I've just recently visited the Heathers wiki page for the first time and it is a complete mess, especially this blinding red color. I have tried to contact the only current admin about these issues, but she has not been active on the page since February 2014. I would like to take over as admin of the page, but I am required to give at least a weeks notice prior to takeover for all members of the active community to discuss it. If the community approves, then (per wiki rules) I would still not be able to take over for another month as I in the process of being promoted to admin for another page. Please discuss in the comments if you are for or against me becoming admin!

Also, if you comment wi…

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